Friday, 21 January 2011

Ur Reaction If The Person Above Say "I LOVE YOU"

Ur Reaction If The Person Above Say "I LOVE YOU"

Ur Reaction If The Person Above Say "I LOVE YOU"
Ur Reaction If The Person Above Say "I LOVE YOU"
Ur Reaction If The Person Above Say "I LOVE YOU"

hey frnds,saw tis game in other community,so thought of playing it here..itz a real fun game.
If the above person says that 'I LOVE U'....Then wat will u do n wat is ur reaction on that time ???

and the Option's are :

1 - U slap Him/Her and call him/her Da / Di
specially edited for marathi yuva

2 - Call Police

3 - Mummy ko bulaoon kya

4 - Fittay muu tera

5 - Start crying

6 - Start to beat Him/Her

7 - Hugz Him/Her

8 - U will smile n go

9 - Aray Jaanu itni si baat main itna late kar diya tumne

10 - Ainda aisa matt kehn we r only gud frndz

11 - Of courze my brother/sister

12 - Maih Abhi Chota Ya Choti Hu

13 - Mujhe Tumse Yeh Umeed Nahi Tha/Thi

14 - Maih Kiya Sapna Dekh raha/rahi Hu

15 - Oye Yeh Kiya Keh Rahe Ho ??

16 - Papa ko pata Naa Chaal Jaye

17 - Confused Kar diyaa Kiya Bolu

18 - Maih Already Engaged Huh..!!

19 - Sorry !! Wrong Number

20 - Tum toh bahut battamiz nikale / nikali

21 - Saachi Kya tum Bhi Mujshe ...??

22 - Main Bhi Yeh Hi kehne Wala / Wali Thi

23 - Mazaak Kar Rahe Ho ?

24 - Hey Bhagwan !! Tum Bhi Naaa

25 - Yeh Le lo ek aur Lalila/ Majnu Aaya

26 - Aur Koi Kaam Nahi hai Kya Tumhe ??

Whats ur option ????

[ U can also rite ur own reaction othr thn d above 1s. ]

ENJOY !!
n itz just for fun... dont take it seriously.

Sunday, 26 December 2010

ঝারি গল্প




                                                                          ঝারি গল্প 3

Tuesday, 21 December 2010

Christmas Fun



















কবিতা

Respectfully Cheating

Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have you ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember how one day the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?"

"Oh, Betty, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, that you would do such a thing for me! So, when was number 2?"

"Well, Jack, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?"

"I can't believe it! Betty, I love that you should do such a thing for me, to save my life! I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn't be more moved. When was number 3?"

"Well, Jack, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short?"

Monday, 20 December 2010

ভয় পেয় না।।


দূরে থাকুন।।

ধুর চুল্কানি ।।

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